Care to write a Fluther Haiku?

I’m an evil mod
Censoring you all day long
Ha ha ha ha ha!

;-)

Bickering today
Semi allies tomorrow
That’s the way it is.

The chat is a drama
And the site an arena
Just how I like it

:)

A void in the universe
people stumble in
tastes like Fluther

Surf and float
See spam do sting
Absorb the knowledge.

Pay attention guys,
Some of these just aren’t Haikus
Count the syllables.

I was trying to recall the exact number of syllables. Any help?

@crazyivan; Thanks for catching that, I just came back and saw those.
Remember, guys, Haiku is 5, 7, 5. Although, I must say, I’m enjoying all the posts!
Or should I say:

Syllables count: Five
Seven, Five, to write proper
Haiku for us, here.

What’s a guy to do
No way he can top that one
He bows to greatness

@Adirondackwannabe :

Extreme flattery
Always appreciated.
Thank You, my good friend!

One of the best sites
I must visit every day
At work or at home

I am not a poet

Oh, my sweet mother
Queen of the writing Jellies
You are the best mom

Where is that Robert
Time to make me a sandwich
You lazy bugger

@KatawaGrey :

Purple-haired daughter
Your sweet praise means more to me
Than all the others.

You must forgive me
At this I am a novice
Did I do okay?

Ucme, dear Jelly
You did quite splendidly, friend
Excellent Haiku

For fear of failure
I shall quit while i’m ahead
Phew what a relief

Sleepless in the night
I turn to Fluther’s questions
until sleep comes near.

These jokes may offend
Read them with an open mind
Submit your own, please

Candlelight dinner
Pot roast with mash potatoes
He asks for gravy

anonymity
anti-discrimination
hypotheticals

Those jokes will offend
I was on there for a bit
Some jellys are nuts

I start my day now
With a look on the Fluther
Jellies without toast.

Composing members
As we speak, no one at all
Or am i one too?

@rebbel :
Oh, tall foreign man
You are never alone here.
I’m giving you lurve.

The lurve of Fluther
The awards given daily
Lets all celebrate

I should be working
But my duties I’m shirking
I am Fluthering.

I am really stoked.
With over a thousand luvre.
Wish I could spend it…

No no no no no
Because I hate poetry
It confuses me

What are you asking?
I have to think about this?
Eh, no thank you, then.

Great questions are asked.
Having trolls on this website.
What a great question!

What first drew the bee
morphed a most ravenous me
and now nobody

Rice and cheese, oh yum!
A late night snack serving as
My own gourmet meal.

<still thinking>

<ahem>

Deliriously
anonymous, exhibit
your grammar knowledge.

Ode to the jellies
an insightful, caring bunch
I lurve all of you

Searching cyberspace
Random questions and answers
Trying to connect

Still feeling the void
the sparks in the darkest voice
my grumpy old friend.

Nice smile, but something
In your teeth. Good hair, messy desk.
No chupacabra.

No one can make me.
I’m not writing a Haiku.
So leave me alone.

A million rocks on a beach
That wait to roll and rest
And wait, for you.

Oh my goodness me,
my creativity has
left me, without word…

Oh, sea of knowledge
In which we float like flotsam
Nourish us jellies.

Ah, but it returns!
Here, my dears, with joy sublime
Oh, blah-de-blah… I forgot…

I love that this is still going on!

^ that is not a hai
ku, Jill. & neither is this.

Damn, and I was do
ing so well when I posted
other things above. :-)

Obsessive I get;
too many words arriving -
late now – bedtime, ‘night!