A - Z Occupations?

bartender

C – Cop

dermatologist

Entomologist

Firefighter

gynocologist

hangman

interior designer

janitor

King

lawyer

M – Meteorologist

Nurse

ornithologist

P = Physician

Quarterback

R – Rabbi

S – Seamstress

topographer Are there any these days?

U – Urologist

@Aesthetic_Mess I think they are still around, but apparently the job openings aren’t.

V – Veterinarian

waiter

X ray technician

Y – Youth minister

zoologist!

Why stop now?

Agronomist

bus driver

Circus clown

Deputy

epidemiologist

Florist

Ghost Writer

health inspector

Insurance agent

Jester

Karyotyper
Aww, we missed L…Lipstick maker

microbiologist

Negotiator

optometrist

Playwright

quality analyst

radiologist

Statistician

telemarketer

Undercover spy

Does that count?

ventriloquist

WOLF BIOLOGIST!!!! YAY!

Xylographer

Axe Murderer

@Ivan what happened to Z :-)

@AmWiser The axe murderer cut in too quickly.
Yodeler.

@AmWiser

Oh wow, my mind completely omitted the last two letters of the alphabet. Maybe it was because Xylographer is pronounced with a Z-sound.

B – biomedical engineer

Cameraman

demolisher

Electrician

Field marshal

Gastro-Enterologist

@FireMadeFlesh Greedy.

Herbalist.

Ichthyologist

Journeyman.

Kangaroo-ologist.

Lepidopterist.

Ok, I’ll shut up and butt out for a bit.

mathematican

Neurologist.

Opthamologist.

@lloydbird Is greedy a ‘G’ career too?

Pathologist.

Quantum Physicist

Radiotelegrapher . . . maybe like Tesla

Sailor

Trucker? :P

Undertaker

Ventriloquist.

Weatherman

@AmWiser take zoologist and move on.
current alpha—xylophone player
make it easy on yourselves: Bureau of Labor Statistics, USA

yeoman

Zulu Chief.

@AmWiser apologise earlier faux pas—zoologist was taken—so zoo keeper

A
acrobat

Barista.

cashier

diver

Emissary.

Farmer

Geologist

hog whisperer.

Ice cream man

jailer

Kite maker!?!

Lapidarist – - > Cuts precious stones.

Mortician

nanny

Oculist.

Podiatrist

Quantity Surveyor

Real estate breaker. :-p

Spell Checker ;>)

tiger trainer

Underwear taster.

Vampire hunter

Werewolf groomer.

Xylophone repairer…......what?.....what?....... :¬)

Yak milker.

Zone Therapist

Anus maintenance technician.

Butterfly lover

Comedian

Doctor

Elephant trainer

Fluffer. ( Blush)

Gardener

.

@lloydbird – Hahahaha.. good one!

Hematologist

Ice cream man :¬)

Juggler

Kindergarten teacher!

Lifeguard

Marionettist

Narc

occupational therapist

Peddler

Queen

Rigger.
Has anybody had that?

stripper

Trombonist

Umpire

Vee-jay

wig maker

welder

Xylophone Seller.

Zen master

Skipped Y

Y: Yo-yo master

Back to the show:
Astronaut

Dangit, sorry. I got so excited about having a good one for ‘Z’

.

Balloon sculpturist

Contortionist

Defenestrator.

Endodontist

False prophet

God.

Horse whisperer

Iguana whisperer.

Jackelope wrangler

Kangaroo shoe salesperson.

Lepidopterist

.

seriously don’t know how eighty billion words fit inside my skull

Mafia Boss

Naturalist

Obfuscator.

Pokemon Trainer
http://tinyurl.com/29eqg2s

Quality Control Analyst

Rapper

Sandwich artist

Tie-dye artist

UPS guy!

Violinist

Whore *FTW.

*Frenches the werewolves.

Xandria musician.

Yellowcard band member
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowcard

Zoo Keeper

accountant

Banker.

Cartographer.

dog groomer

elevator operator

Fireman

goat herder

Haberdasher

Island Guide

Jack of all trades

King of the world?

Laminator

Monk

nuclear physicist

Onanism Addiction Counsellor.

Porn star

Quaestor

Rap artist

shoe maker

Trapeze artist

Umbrella Designer.

Vicar

Whale Trainer

Xerox Technician.

Zeppelin pilot

Alchemist (Full Metal or otherwise for all you anime fans out there)

Biologist

chess master

@MissAnthrope Y…., again?

Hahahahaha. Apparently I get overly excited at the letter ‘Z’?

—Y…Youth worker—
for the ommitted Y!

D… darts player?

Egress Technician

farmer

Geographer

Hair dresser

Immigration control

Jouster

Kettle Corn Cooker

Librarian

Kettle drum tutor

@sakura Mmmmmmaybe you should put that bottle down.

Money Lender.

narcotic detective
@lloydbird hee hee

ostrich wrangler

Pediatrician

Quack

radiologist

steam engine driver

tautologist

Union Leader

Valet

Wordsmith

X-Men Cartoonist

YMCA Camp counselor

Zit Cream Manufacturer

Alcohol abuse couselor

baker

Campus security job

Drone Operator

egg collector

Fire Starter?

@Vincent_Lloyd
Twisted.
Gate Keeper

@lloydbird hehe glad you know the song too. I’m a firestarter twisted firestarter.

hunter

ice sculptureer

Judge

Karate instructor

Come on people!, don’t let this camp fire go out.

Linguist

Mom
@lloydbird thanx!

Nanotechnologist

Otolaryngologist

phlebotomist

Quidditch Player

Ultrasonographer

ventraliquist

Wolf studier?

yodeller (oh,lady,oooo)

Zero- Sum Theorist

anechoic chamber technician

Baritone

clown

Deviant

elephant trainer

Frank Spencer impersonator
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tulFeVPSb7k
The original

Goddess

@Vincent_Lloyd Is the pay good for a professional deviant? ;-)

Hurdler

Igloo builder

@lloydbird Yeah you get payed hella good X3

Joker

kookoo bird clockmaker

Llama herder

Mountie.

nut placer! (the one who puts nuts in chocolates!! :)

Octopus herder

pickle taster

Quiz Show host

”So, for 10 points, can you tell me who….....? ”

richard dawson

sex toy tester!

Theologian

Underwater Demolition Expert

ventriloquist dummy

Water Boy

Xpecting some lurve, cheapskates.

yes man/woman (I guess a few celebs will have these in tow!)

Zydeco Musician

And here we go round again…

A is for Asshole Boss Astronaut

B is for Beer Tester. More beer, mor betta.

Cute Commercial Cosmonaut (the scattergories way to get more points)

D is for Dragon Slayer

Emu herder

F is for Flight Instructor

[G] Gigolo Or a Gemologist if offended by gigolos.

Hooker

I is for Instrumentation Installer

J – Juggler

Kitchen Fitter.

[L] Life Underwriter Insurance

M – Monument Maker

N – Notebook Manufacturer

[O] Orator

P – Pickle Packer

Q – Quiz Master

R – Ring Master

Squire.

[T] Taxidermist how ironic on a day like today.

U – Underwear Model

V – Violinist

W – Walnut Farmer

X = x-ray technician

Y is for YODELER

Z = Zoologist

A is for Abattoir (butcher)

Balloon modeller…hope thats not a repeat!!

C Cut-throat…I assume that could be an occupation….? Not to sure :P

Dougnut Maker

Egg and spoon kit maker

F = fencing instructor

I = Igloo Air Conditioner Salesman

“G” “H” missing in action ? ? @blueiiznh

G- Google logo designer

H- Harpoon creator

J- Jammie Dodger filler

[K] Kilt maker

Lecturer.

[M] Mercenary

N = Nickel Plater

[O] Oncologist

P = Paper Supplier

Q – Quantum Leaper

R = Rocket Scientist

@Tropical_Willie wow I coulda sworn G & H were there.

S = Salad Bar Server

@sakura covered nicely.

T – - Transit Authority Official

Usurer.

V = Veryfine Vendor

[W] Watchmaker.

X Ray Spec maker

Yeti Hunter.

Z—Zipper Tester

A = Actress

[B] Biomedical Engineer

C= Cucumber sampler

D = Diaper Delivery Person

Easter Egg designer.

(NSFW) F= Fluffer

(NSFW) D = Dominatrix

ummmm @creative1 where is your mind?

G=Gladiator

@blueiiznh where it should be on the sex that I’m not having…. Your the one who came up with Fluffer, I just followed suit lol

E = Erotic Masseuse

@creative1 I feel like I am playing by myself here.

H = Hairdresser

W= What the hell just happened to the alphabetical sequence here?
From my last input :- E,F(—A repetition),D,G,E,H!!!! ?—

Can we continue at G please?

Any suggestions please anyone?

OMG I screwed it all up, thats what I get for lack of sleep lately….. sorry guys

@lloydbird actually if we take out sleepy @creative1 we are on I

I = Illustrator

J – Jurisprudence Expert (lawyer)

K – Kaleidoscope Maker

L = Lollipop Maker

Moto gp glamour girl

N = Neurosurgeon

Outsize Model.

P = Pimple Popper MD (from Seinfeld)

Queens Dunce.

R = Robbery and Homicide Detective

Swordmaster!

Twitter slave.

Unicorn hunter!

Vending Machine

Whipped (professional husband).

Xander’s childminder

Yelling crazy person…? I heard they get paid a lot for that…!

Zen (ster, sky, vello, ele, sea_, etc. etc. etc.)

Abalone Farmer

[B] Bureaucrat

Curator.

Dog poop bin emptier! Eugh…but it has to be done!

elegy reader

Fireboat Operator.

Gorgonzola cheese maker.

[H] Hitman

Iditarod Racer

J Jinx Jester

Kinky Dancer

Loss Adjuster.

Male Dancer.

N Noddy impersonator

O Oil Inspector

P Pomander puff installer :)

Q Quick Change Artist

S Shoulder massuer

@sakura was a pirate here and took the RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

R Rodeo Clown

Tape dispenser – tape it all together again.
THX @blueiiznh.

[U] Ufologist

Vivisectionists.

Some people actually go to work and do this.
They went today. They’ll be going again tomorrow.

oooops!! sorry folks, fluthering late!

W Whale watcher

X – xerophyte pollinator

Yurt maker.

Z = Zipcar Zippers

A – axle-bearing polisher

[B] Bail Bondsmen

V = ventriloquist

Couture

[D] Director of Photography

[E] Engineer

[ F ] Flight Attendant

[G] Green Inspector

[H] Hawker.

[I] ice cream man <ding ding>

Jockey

Kitchen help

LITHOGRAPHIC PLATEMAKER

[M] Machinist.

(N)

Nursery worker

O Ornithopter Operator

P

Podiatrist

Q Queen.

R

Rodeo Clown

S Steam roller driver.

T Travel agent

U Trying to find something that hasn’t already been used… Underwear Salesperson.

Haha, that’s “stretching” it.lol

V Videographer

Well, “Undetaker was taken!

W White Collar Worker.

X X rated movie actor/actress. @Dutchess_III It’s probably inevitable that there will a few repeats.

Y Yeti Hunter

Z

Zoning commissioner

A Avocado farmer

B Barista

C Cloning scientist.

D Disco Dancer

E Elephant trainer has been named 3 times! Endoscopic surgeon. Is that even a thing?

^^^^ nothing like looking up the south end of a north bound elephant ^^^

Elephant Endoscopic surgeon!

Fundamentalist. This is a person with a stage show who believes everyone in the world who doesn’t take one of the many seminal Abrahamic texts literally is condemned to hell forever unless they attend their show where this person uses hypnotism to convert each and every one of the unbelievers into believers. Funda-mentalist. At a buck a pop.

Grand Poobah

Have a few of them here heading up the Fluther lodge.

H Haberdasher

I – Ice Cream Freezer Assistant. For real. I just looked it up.

Junk yard dog.

Karolinska Institute Cardiologist or, as the Karolinska Institute would say, Kardiologist.

L Larry the Cable Guy American stand-up comedian

M Muleskinner

Neonatal nurse

Oopsidaisyologist. (A good Uncle)

Okay.

O Occupational Therapist

Primate researcher

Quintessential Asshole

Q Quarantine Officer

Rodeo clown

(S) super star.

Trapeze artist

Unqualified Doctor (British designation)

Ventriloquist

Washer Woman

Yard duty aide

^^ We call ‘em Yarddogs in FL

Somebody already got X-ray tech. Hmm…

X-ray Service Engineer

Yoemen

You skipped Z ya absent minded Crow. LOL

Ziegfeld follies girl

Albanian Prime Minister. LOL.

Aparatchik That can either be a Russian bureaucrat, or a mechanized fuck doll.

Beer brewer.

Banana farmer

coin collector

Dog catcher

E

Electric fish collector ! (Eels and catfish)

F
Firefighter.