[NSFW] How do I have a bigger orgasm?

Don’t try to be Peter North. The condom shouldn’t care how big your load is. And if it is masturbation the shower doesn’t care either.

I jerk off first to make mine smaller.

Are you talking “big” as in volume or intensity?

The porn and yiff is working out for me

What is yiff?

Do Kegel exercises.

I hear prostate massage gives bangin’ orgasms..

@FutureMemory – Yiff = Furry sex.

If you can’t shoot your jizz across the room and splatter the wall then what’s the point?

If you jerk off three times a day, that’s what you get. See if you can go for a week without touching yourself and then see what happens . . .

I can’t let this one go without this. It’s a “dumb blonde” joke, so feel free to skip it and send me hate messages anyway.

A guy has a big date that night so he decides he wants to look good and get a tan. An all-over tan. He goes to the local nude beach, shucks off his clothes, and lays out in the sun. Unfortunately, he fell asleep while laying on his back. When he wakes up he’s horribly sunburned.

Not to be deterred, he goes out with a stunning blonde that night. Nature runs its course and the next thing you know they’re in his bedroom, getting jiggy wid it.

But the pain from the sunburn is bad, really bad. The man excuses himself tactfully, runs to the kitchen and pours a glass of cold milk. Then he sticks his pecker in it.

The woman, curious to know what sex could be interrupted for, peeks out of the bedroom and sees the guy with his dong in the milk.

“I always wondered how men loaded that thing!” she says.

@Kayak8 Pretty sure this is a teenage boy asking this, so less than 3 times a day isn’t going to be happening.

@cockswain
Are you serious? Twenty-one times a week (give or take)? No wonder some of them look too weak to hold their pants up. Wow.

When I was a teenager, I jerked off so much I could barely walk or shake anyone’s hand. And I was average.

If you’re talking about wanting a bigger load, try Ejaculoid, a supplement by Goliath Labs. It worked for me (don’t judge, I was a curious college kid, LOL), AND you have to cut down on crankin’ out loads. If you are talking about sensation, when you are about to bust, stop whatever you are doing. Do that a few times, then let it go and it will be more intense.

@MissA and @cockswain I’m 26 and I still do it 2–3 times a day, PLUS sex with the wife. LOL It’s like any other physical training @MissA you build up stamina, LOL

Withhold having sex for at least 3 days, but not more than a week. Usually, after the second to third day without sex, libido skyrockets, and when you climax, the orgasm will be really amazing. But don’t withhold too long (like more than 5 days). Your libido might wane if you suppress your urges too long.

One thing I find very helpful in maximizing your orgasm and feelings of ecstasy is to do this simple exercise——squeeze the muscles around your perineum, the area between your anus and scrotum. You know when you go pee, and you stop the urine coming out mid-way? Well, that’s the same technique you use in squeezing and contracting those groin muscles. Squeeze them together and hold it for ten seconds, then let go. Do it over and over during the course of the day and you will really notice your orgasms shoot up to the sky. It’s easy to do, and you can do it anywhere, sitting or standing.

@cockswain That often? Omg, I did it 3 times in one day too, and it left me feeling “empty” and drained. It took about 4 days before I filled up again and was back to my normal self. Lol.