Is Mick Jagger Don Knott's love child and are Carly Simon and Steve Tyler brother and sister?

That’s funny. I always thought that the muppet named Beaker was Don Knott’s love child. If he has a furry fetish.

Did you ever notice the resemblance between chicken tycoon Frank Perdue and President George Bush II? Looks like they came from the same womb. ;-P

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Steve Tyler does not come to mind when I think of Carly Simon.

Yes

Steve Tyler is Liv Tyler‘s biological father and she’s a beauty by any standard.

Yes and yes (to both).

Steven Tyler and Carly Simon have the same big mouth.

@wolfram

Yes on Mick and Barney. Steven and Carly both have generous mouths, but other than that, I don’t think so.

Could you imagine being kissed by Jagger? I mean those lips might suck your whole face off. ‘Just sayin.

Jemaine Clement from Flight of the Conchords could be Mick Jagger’s cute cousin.

I totally see the Tyler/Simon resemblance. They are 3 years apart in age and both were born in New York. Hmmm…

Of course, hasn’t this been obvious to everyone for years?

Steve Tyler is Carly Simon! Oh my gosh, they are the same person!

@Deja_vu Many years ago, I used to suspect Michael and Janet Jackson of being one in the same.

@Pied_Pfeffer I’m sure they had the same plastic surgeons ;)

I still think Michael and Janet Jackson are the same person. I always heard the original Janet was killed in a tragic car accident. Michael assumed her identity, along with maintaining his own. This duality is what drove him crazy and lead to his bizarre behavior. So he faked his own death so he could assume the role as Janet full time.

Are you freakin serious? Where have you been for the last 30 years? This is absolutely and utterly false.