(NSFW) Do women like men to keep their bush trimmed?
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September 29th, 2010
I’ve always played with the idea that maybe my wife would like me to keep my bush maintained in an orderly way. What do you say my fellow fluthern? Natrual, groomed, or bald?
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Why don’t you just ask her?
I have never found Sasquatch to be yummy.. XD
yes, i do, because when i’m giving him a blowjob i dislike having to pick a hair off my tongue every 30 seconds. really kills the mood. and i like the way it looks. it doesn’t have to be bare, or even close, but it helps to trim it some…at least the hair that goes up the shaft. ya know.
Try man braids or hair gel for a different look!
I would think that being well trimmed or close cropped would be better. Why would you want to be all itchy anyway? Its like sticking your face into a scraggly… thing. I wouldn’t think that its very pleasant… keep in mind that I haven’t done it because I haven’t had any sort of sex, but I would assume so…
@Cruiser: Yikes, if its long enough to get braids… gross.
@deni would bare just be weird?
@Cruiser I can see my wife not liking that look.
She will have to take me the way I’m. Not going to happen.
But, like someone said, just ask her.
@deni weird thing is that I don’t have hair my shaft, just at the base of it.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush .
@mickhock But a hand in the bush is worth all the birds in the world.
@zwingli -Shave it all off and get a tiny clown wig for “Wacky Night” XD
Trim it. I hate a bushy bush.
You need a landing strip to point the way. Otherwise she won’t know how to find it. The hair, you know, confuses them.~
I’ve hairs in my hairs. So, guess i need to buy a chainsaw and cut them from some of the answers.
I forgot to say that I, myself, have the hairdresser do it. She’s the only one I trust with a razor that close to my manhood.~
Besides which, my acting contract requires it. I’m a porn actor, don’tcha know.~
There’s nothing worse than gaging on a pubic hair during oral. Your in the moment, then stop gag gag. Moment breaker!
@BoBo1946 I was cringing at the chainsaw, but I think a weed wacker would be worse. Chain saw:once and done. Weed wacker ow forever.
@chyna Lmao…..that would hurt!
I think there’s something in the fluther water today.
I always trim (and shave) my business. When company is cumming over. ;-)
And, I never referred to it as a “bush”, that being the name for the woman’s fur pie.
@ChazMaz I guess you deserve a gold star on that one.
Eh, not really. Trimmed a little bit, perhaps. But not really. I think it looks silly and it feels pinchy if it is even the slightest bit too short, which is hard on my skin.
@Deja_vu the thing that gets me is the ones that shave down there, but are relatively hairy everywhere else. It look hilarious to me.
Try shooting for the Ed Grimley look.
Sorry. :)
I think if your wife says “whatever you want” she probably means “whatever you want.”
@TheOnlyNeffie I knew a guy that was hairless everywhere! Damn goth boys! It was weird.
Seems like I should trim or stay where I am.
@zwingli i personally dont think bare is “weird”....just different, maybe not my preference. but its not terrible.
@ucme That’s…. that’s…
I never want to see that again! At least, not on the front of a monkey’s face! ;-)
While a lot of these are humorous, I didn’t read them all- but in all honesty,
I think letting it grow untamed is a bit too wild and caveman-esque.
but completely bald isn’t ideal either.
I would find a happy medium, trim up, (but not too short, cuz that can get itchy or hurt) and since she says she doesn’t care, she obviously doesn’t. I know that I don’t care. Because for one, I don’t like to have to keep perfectly shaved, so why would I expect my partner to? and two, because that is their choice and up to them only.
I hope this helps, just find what works for you.
@Trillian Yeah pretty grotesque I have to say.
Men need some hair. You ladies… Racing Stripe. ;-)
I’ll take this as an overwhelming trim.
I so wanna try and have a mohawk down their, also color it pink or yellow or something :P
I think trimming is a must.. maybe not fully shaved (it can be a bit creepy)—but at least maintain some sort of upkeep.
(Keep in mind: I’m pretty anti-hair anywhere since it creeps me out hah.)
I’m a female and I like my men to keep it all closely trimmed. Shaved just makes bumps, rashes and pricklies that hurt me. It’s not about the look for me, it’s about not getting hairs on tongue or between my teeth and most importantly, it makes it easier for the guy to get and keep everything cleaned down there.
While you’re at it, back up your potty breaks with babywipes and please, wash your hands.
Would I just trim with regular scissors or are there special ones?
Also I feel when I look down there it’s not an amazon but I’m not sure if some brush needs to be cleared.
Regular sissors should do it, unless there is heavy brush then maybe a brush hog is needed.
electric razors work well if you want it to be still there, but short.
@zwingli: Get yourself an electric trimmer, the kind that comes with a few snap on “combs” so you can buzz away without snipping skin. Comb out with a fine tooth comb, rub in baby powder and your job should go well. And remember, a nice trim job makes your junk look BIG.
I actually think it’s fun to give the guy the trim job.
LOLL… @chyna Regular sissors should do it, unless there is heavy brush then maybe a brush hog is needed.
How do the rest of the men trim? I researched a trimmer like this one
Help!?!
@zwingli: Look at a Wahl trimmer, a simple one. It’s not a razor, it’s a clipper.
Of course! Nothing turns on a woman more than a man who looks like he’s 9! years old that is
@cockswain: Actually I’ve always thought it was men who liked women’s shaved bits because they fantasize about young girls. Women just don’t like the hair in the teeth and the idea of dingleberries left hanging about. Most men aren’t that tidy about their privates but they sure do want the women to mow down on their whims.
Ouch. I think both parties should manage their shrubs and take interest in each others.
@Neizvestnaya In my opinion (and that’s all it is) a shaved man just looks funny. Kind of ridiculous actually. However, if your definition of dingleberry is the same as mine (a small piece of poop), and you’ve experienced a man with a dingleberry in his pubic hair, then I fully sympathize with your view.
@deni scared to mow you mean?
@zwingli no. if i saw a dingleberry. i would be scared to ever touch a penis area again.
Seems like if that were to happen that individual needs to go to a taking care of you body class.
Dingleberries in the guy’s pubic region needs a helluva a lot more than a class.
Being trimmed and clean for everyone means the genitals are more visible, non smelly and welcoming so they can be admired, explored which I think makes for more fun when it comes to playing with them. Who doesn’t want their lover to be interested in further exploring and getting to know what all feels really great there?
At a minimum they should all be a poop-free environment.
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