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What conspiracies will the real "sheeple" give for the Emergency Broacast Test today?

Asked by LuckyGuy (43864points) October 4th, 2023

What will Putin’s trolls forward to their patsies?

We need to get MTG on the case.

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LuckyGuy's avatar

I predict Epicch Times will relate it to Covid somehow. Headline will read “Emergency Broadcast drops bombshell on vaccinated.”

LuckyGuy's avatar

Maggy Traitor Greene will say it’s to put spyware on your phones.

chyna's avatar

It’s the end of times!

LuckyGuy's avatar

My phone alerted at 2:18. At that same instant Nikki Minaj’s boyfriend’s counsin’s friend’s balls fell off. In her immortal words: “Research, people!”

zenvelo's avatar

One of my coworkers said, “this is how they activate the 5G network to track everyone.”

LuckyGuy's avatar

Darn it! the BBC beat me to it.
They had an article listing the conspiracies.


1) A test of the US emergency alert system on Wednesday didn’t cause millions of phones to buzz for half an hour straight.
2) It was not a secret signal that triggered World War Three.
3) It didn’t turn people who’ve received Covid vaccines into zombies.
4) It didn’t activate nanoparticles
5) It ldidn’t use 5G to “activate the Marburg virus in people who have been vaccinated. And sadly turn some of them into zombies”..

I don’t understand why the recipients of such messages don’t call the senders out on this BS . Block them. They’re morons.
Or…. Maybe…. all that did happen….

jca2's avatar

It’s the New World Order!

ragingloli's avatar

One I have heard of, is that the government will use 5G signals to turn vaccinated people into zombies.

Forever_Free's avatar

Anyone who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.
~Voltaire

Forever_Free's avatar

MTG is the poster child for sheeple.

Brian1946's avatar

5G tech has turned the Covid virus into a digital one, that will infect your phone and all your other electronic stuff!

LuckyGuy's avatar

Epeccch Times headlines today: All click bait.
“COVID Vaccine Has New Unusual Symptom; Jim Jordan Makes Bombshell Move”
and
“Alert: Very Bad News About Cellphones ”

It’s all misleading crap but it gets people worried and the real sheeple need to click it.
Typical spoiler alert – your arm will hurt less, and your batteries will wear out a little faster.

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